Monday, August 25, 2014

Tips for every1...

It's your choice:
Your home to Enjoy or to Endure
Your home on Fire or your life moving Higher
Your home Better or Bitter
A better - half you marry or a bitter - half to carry
Her Head to be or her Headache to become

<> Good God wants His men to love their wives. Good wives want their men to love their God.
<> Despite your Muscles devil can still Muzzle you except you take God's Capsules.
<> If you do not allow God to handle you, devil will rough-handle you.
<> Maturity comes not with age but accepting Responsibilities.
<> Giving your wife your time and care shows your respect to God who gave her to you.
<> If you want your wife to call you Honey, give her Money [for proVision]
<> You're not entitled to any Provision except you've got your Vision.
<> Pamper her and do not Tamper with her [face].
<> only a Beast beats his wife. Be her better-half and not a bitter-half via beating.
<> Musicians use timing to make a Symphony, but a good husband uses timing to make a Harmony at home.
<> Never let her live to Cope with you but rather to Hope in you.
<> Sex is better with your wife at home, outside, it is bitter.
<> Only good Conduct is needed not good Condom to avert diseases.
<> The only good disease that must be spread at home & abroad is LOVE. So, keep spreading it.
<> The woman you love is the wife you can lord.
<> Your wife wants the Room of your heart not just a room in your house. Give it to her or better, give her the two.
<> The way you begged her to marry you, should be the way you beg her to stay forever with you. Don't kick her away like a football, but lick her face like a sweet.
<> Love is like a driver's license, it needs renewal. But unlike driver's license, its renewal is daily and not yearly.
<> For better for worse is not a romantic poetry, it is a life long commitment. Any man that fails to love his wife, hates himself [Ephesians 5:28].
<> Every woman is thirsty, get yours drunk with your love.
<> If you're manly enough to father a baby, then be humanly enough to baby-sit.
<> Your wife doesn't just need your Car, she also needs your Care.

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